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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:11

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good.
What is a good way to conduct an interview?
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
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Unacceptable again!
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
No way
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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